SMS Text News put me on blast! I’m Pissed!
Some things really piss me off. I sent an email to some guy named Ewan at SMSTextNews.com to let him know about some sms messaging program. I thought he could take the info, do some research and write a story about it. Well the lazy Brit just decided to disclose the whole thing on his site. Now, I am going to suffer increased traffic to my site. You would think that given the FBI is all about secrecy he would understand our conversation was strictly confidential. I have known agents who were almost killed because of compromised information. What was he thinking? I might as well have told him my name was Valarie Plame. Things are completely screwed up for her now. Anytime she goes out of the country she’s got people pointing at her saying “The Plame, The Plame” like they were Tattoo from Fantasy Island.
I hope you understand that he gave me no choice but to retaliate like a good true blooded American blogger. So right back at you SMSTextNews.com (a great place for information about all things mobile). We have more people here in the U.S. so we should be able to deliver much more hits to his site than he ever could hit us with. Hit em hard. Hit every one of his pages. Bet you didn’t see that coming, Ewan. You were probably expecting me to just walk away but then Bam “And now for something completely different” all over your hizzite. Hotter than Potter and Rowlling for a JK Kick Ass. “Don’t let the sun go down on your arse” like it did for Elton. Cheerios, you fruit loop. Next time, don’t mess with the X.
April 14th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
I’m pissed that on top of all this someone gave this post a 2 star rating.
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